My Bum Loving Elf

My Bum Loving Elf desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Elf always carried a ball that they liked to experiment on. It was a new exercise, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a ball being the chosen thing.

My Bum Loving Elf desperately wanted a bag of flour that they would occasionally hug. It might be a fairly new suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Elf craved for a stapler that they sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Elf owned a set of lego that they would occasionally throw. This might appear to be a fairly strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego being the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Elf had a cheese grater that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been a weird thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awe-inspring. Honestly, a cheese grater was the thing that was selected.