Their Careful Elf

Their Careful Elf owned a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a different action, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.

Their Careful Elf desperately wanted a wig that they would cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly new action, to most, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a wig being the item selected.

Their Careful Elf always had with them a bottle of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It was considered to be a fairly curious operation, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to opt for.

Their Careful Elf desperately wanted a pen that they would often drop. This seems to be a fairly odd action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a pen being the item selected.

Their Careful Elf craved for a big sponge that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a new exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was stunning. A big sponge was the thing that was opted for.

Their Careful Elf always kept a hat to throw. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was fun. Strangely, a hat was the item that was selected.