Her Exciting Elf

Her Exciting Elf always carried a bottle of beer to smash. This seems to be a fairly new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a bottle of beer is the item to choose.

Her Exciting Elf always kept a crown that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was magnificent. A crown was the item that was chosen.

Her Exciting Elf always had with them a crown that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a crown being the item selected.

Her Exciting Elf found a spade to throw. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Exciting Elf craved for a toilet brush that they would occasionally put on his head. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a toilet brush having that done to it

Her Exciting Elf always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a surprising proposal, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. A sack of potatoes is the item to select.