The Boring Elf

The Boring Elf always had with them a pen that they would throw. It would have been an original action, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pen would be the item that was selected.

The Boring Elf craved for a mug that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly original thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Who would have thought, a mug is the item to choose.

The Boring Elf always carried a crown to try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a crown is the item to choose.

The Boring Elf needed a piece of paper that they would often play with. One might consider this to be a strange approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper being the item selected.

The Boring Elf wanted a big sponge that they would sometimes sleep with. It might be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen item.

The Boring Elf desperately looked for a bottle of beer that they sometimes drop. It was a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought it was wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item selected.