Her Handsome Elf

Her Handsome Elf wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to share. It might be a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was selected.

Her Handsome Elf desperately looked for a rubber johnny to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a new undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny of all things.

Her Handsome Elf craved for a melon that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly odd operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was opted for.

Her Handsome Elf had a can of Dr Pepper to put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

Her Handsome Elf always kept a helmet that they would try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly curious thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the item opted for.

Her Handsome Elf often carried a chocolate bar that they would sleep with. It might have been a fairly weird proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar is the item to opt for.