The Gentle Elf

The Gentle Elf craved for a pint of cider that they liked to drop. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was opted for.

The Gentle Elf desperately desired a ball that they sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly unusual action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Elf looked for a teapot that they liked to put in the bath with him. It would be a peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Elf desperately needed a can of Tango that they would occasionally throw. It is considered to be an original proposal, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt it was wonderous. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

The Gentle Elf desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes eat. It is a surprising proposal, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was chosen.

The Gentle Elf desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they liked to throw. It was considered to be an unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be epic. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball is the item that was chosen.