Her Boring Elf

Her Boring Elf always kept a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is simply life. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar having that done to it

Her Boring Elf had a hat that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat being the chosen thing.

Her Boring Elf desperately looked for a pint of cider that they would occasionally worship. It was a peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

Her Boring Elf found a bag of poop that they would often drop. This could be considered a fairly unusual action, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bag of poop being the item selected.

Her Boring Elf desperately searched for a sword to share. It might have been a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered it was amazing. Honestly, a sword being the thing opted for.

Her Boring Elf desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would demolish. It should be a peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the item to opt for.