The Weary Elf

The Weary Elf searched for a bottle of beer to throw. This seems a fairly exciting activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.

The Weary Elf craved for a magic 8 ball to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly surprising proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.

The Weary Elf owned a cheese grater to rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Weary Elf craved for a CD player that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly original proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Weary Elf desperately looked for a pint of cider to sleep with. It is an odd suggestion, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Weary Elf always carried a lava lamp that they would worship. It should have been a weird and wonderful thought, to my children, but not to the Elf, who feels it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a lava lamp is the item to select.