The Colourful Elf

The Colourful Elf craved for a computer that they would sometimes play with. It might have been a strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. A computer is the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Elf owned a magic 8 ball that they liked to play with. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the chosen thing.

The Colourful Elf looked for a bag of poop that they liked to worship. This seems to be a curious exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Elf desperately looked for a ball that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a somewhat surprising activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a ball being the item selected.

The Colourful Elf desperately wanted a can of coke that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be miraculous. Honestly, a can of coke would be the thing that was opted for.

The Colourful Elf desperately wanted a stretchman to demolish. This seems a somewhat surprising activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be miraculous. Honestly, a stretchman of all things.