The Bum Loving Elephant

The Bum Loving Elephant desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a funny thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. A can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Elephant often carried a cucumber that they liked to worship. It is a weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Remarkably, a cucumber being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Elephant looked for a crown that they would experiment on. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a crown is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Elephant always had with them a piece of paper that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who felt it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Bum Loving Elephant often carried a bag of poop that they would sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Elephant wanted a computer that they liked to put on his head. It was a fairly original undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who expected it would be spectacular. Honestly, a computer being the chosen thing.