A Round Elephant

A Round Elephant always had with them a can of Tango that they liked to smash. It would have been a fairly exciting exercise, to you, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

A Round Elephant wanted a CD player that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Elephant, who considered it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player would be the item that was selected.

A Round Elephant desired a rubber johnny that they would sit and look at. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a rubber johnny is the item that was chosen.

A Round Elephant always kept a lava lamp that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should be a new thought, to you, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

A Round Elephant desperately needed a magic 8 ball that they would cuddle. It would be a fairly odd idea, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

A Round Elephant found a bottle of wine that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a fairly surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.