Boring Elephant

Boring Elephant always carried a helmet that they sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be awesome. Strangely, a helmet was the item that was opted for.

Boring Elephant desired a cucumber that they sometimes worship. It might have been a different activity, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a cucumber is the thing that was chosen.

Boring Elephant always kept a chocolate bar that they would occasionally hug. This seems an extraordinary undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who considered it would be simply life. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the item that was selected.

Boring Elephant always kept a painting of a melon that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly different proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

Boring Elephant desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes eat. It is an extraordinary suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was epic. Strangely, a cucumber being the chosen item.

Boring Elephant desperately desired a block of cheese that they liked to experiment on. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who considered it would be epic. Strangely, a block of cheese being the chosen item.