His Square Elephant

His Square Elephant desperately desired a teapot that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a teapot having that done to it

His Square Elephant always had with them a cucumber that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly original approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was selected.

His Square Elephant desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often eat. It might have been a peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who assumed it was spectacular. A cucumber would be the item that was selected.

His Square Elephant always carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, spectacular. A bottle of coke being the item opted for.

His Square Elephant desperately desired a tomato that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a tomato is the thing to choose.

His Square Elephant always carried a can of coke that they would put in the bath with him. It was a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.