A Round Elephant

A Round Elephant desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

A Round Elephant often carried a pint of beer to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly odd operation, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

A Round Elephant found a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a curious exercise, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who felt that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

A Round Elephant desperately needed a bottle of coke that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

A Round Elephant desperately needed a set of lego to hug. This seems to be a fairly original action, to many, but not to the Elephant, who thinks it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the thing that was chosen.

A Round Elephant had a pencil sharpener that they liked to throw. It should be a different thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.