The Orange Elephant

The Orange Elephant always had with them a pen that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a new idea, to you, but not to the Elephant, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a pen is the thing to opt for.

The Orange Elephant always kept a piece of paper that they would smash. It was a fairly odd operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Orange Elephant always had with them a rubber johnny that they liked to share. One might consider this to be a fairly original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elephant, who considered that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Orange Elephant had a pint of cider that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly curious operation, to some, but not to the Elephant, who considered it was awe-inspring. A pint of cider being the thing opted for.

The Orange Elephant carried a can of Tango that they sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be an original approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Elephant, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Orange Elephant carried a bag of flour that they liked to smash. It would have been a new suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who expected that this idea is fun. Honestly, a bag of flour was the chosen item.