His Boring Elephant

His Boring Elephant found a teapot that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a fairly funny exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Elephant desired a teapot that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a bizarre thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elephant, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Elephant found a spade that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a new approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who feels that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the thing opted for.

His Boring Elephant looked for a can of Tango that they liked to demolish. It should have been a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

His Boring Elephant desperately needed a big sponge that they would put in the bath with him. This is certainly an odd action, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a big sponge is the thing to choose.

His Boring Elephant desired a stapler that they would sometimes hug. It might have been an unusual thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler being the item opted for.