The Exciting Elephant

The Exciting Elephant always carried a bottle of coke to sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the chosen item.

The Exciting Elephant always kept a lava lamp that they sometimes share. This is certainly a funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Elephant desired a bat that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly different exercise, to most, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat was the thing that was opted for.

The Exciting Elephant always carried a pencil sharpener that they would smash. It might be an astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. A pencil sharpener of all things.

The Exciting Elephant always carried a CD player that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly curious thought, to you and me, but not to the Elephant, who had decided it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Exciting Elephant desperately needed a wig that they would occasionally smash. This could be considered a fairly peculiar undertaking, to most, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig was the item that was selected.