The Stupid Elephant

The Stupid Elephant desperately needed a cheese grater that they would sometimes drop. It might have been a new undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, miraculous. A cheese grater being the item selected.

The Stupid Elephant always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly curious thought, to you, but not to the Elephant, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

The Stupid Elephant always kept a chocolate bar that they would sometimes demolish. It is a funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Elephant, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Stupid Elephant looked for a bat that they liked to sit and look at. It would have been a somewhat surprising idea, to my mum, but not to the Elephant, who considered that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Stupid Elephant carried a can of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It might be a surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Strangely, a can of coke is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Elephant desperately looked for a hat that they would demolish. One might say this is a weird and wonderful idea, to my dad, but not to the Elephant, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.