The Human Ego: Self-Proclaimed King of the Universe

Human ego is like that friend who thinks they're the center of the universe, but in reality, no one invites them to parties because they're too busy admiring themselves in the mirror.

It's like a selfie that can't be deleted, even though the whole world wants to get rid of it. "Look, I'm the best, I'm the smartest, I'm the most beautiful." But in reality, it's just an Instagram filter desperately trying to hide the flaws.

Human ego is like a politician who promises everything but delivers nothing. "I'll change the world!" But in reality, they can't even change their dirty clothes.

It's like an artist who believes they're the next Picasso, but actually can't even draw a perfect circle. "My art is subjective, you just don't understand my genius!" But in reality, no one wants to buy their paintings.

Human ego is like an athlete who thinks they're the best, but in fact, can't even run 100 meters without stopping. "I'm the world champion!" But in reality, they're just a FIFA player on a computer.

Human ego is like a sandcastle built on the beach. It looks impressive at first, but at the first rain, it crumbles. And then we realize it was all just an illusion.