Edited by Clay- in support of TARC-an animal rescue charity
The payout from this post will go to Rhonda for supporting TARC.
Marry a Whale, Tiny
Even if you get a rich guy,
the heart wants
what the stupid heart wants.
For me, instead,
stupid conscience
came along –
My heart insisted
on a tech loving mad genius
who never reads fiction.
For everything else
there's a rich guy's Mastercard.
Just wish I was mercenary
never thought I'll go all mushy.
Noby, take one for the block
and marry an old rich millionaire.

Will do, dear Charu. Will do.
Whales can contact me on nicole.nobyeni@ gmail.com.
Pictures not necessary, bank statement required.
The number of digits in my bank account aren't long, but something else is. Interested?
I'll have to get back to you once I have some other (and hopefully better) offers.
And please read diebitch's poem again. I think it's pretty clear what answer I'll give you.
But thanks for not including a picture, much appreciated!
It wouldn't have fit your screen anyway, but you're welcome.
Seems like you want an old rich millionaire? I'd fit that category by the time I become a millionaire by blogging on Steemit.
Interested?
Definitely interested. Can't wait to meet you! Please contact me once you fit the category!
Nice.
If only my chick-pick-up skill was this good IRL...