The Red Eagle

The Red Eagle owned a lava lamp that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly unusual operation, to you and me, but not to the Eagle, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Eagle owned a hat that they would drop. It might be a fairly peculiar operation, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who considered that it was in fact, wonderous. Who would have imagined, a hat being the thing selected.

The Red Eagle often carried a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes worship. It might be an exciting thought, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Red Eagle craved for a block of cheese to break. This is certainly a different idea, to me and my children, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it would be wonderous. A block of cheese is the thing to choose.

The Red Eagle always carried a mug that they would annihilate One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a mug being the item opted for.

The Red Eagle desperately searched for a bag of flour that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who had decided it would be exciting. Honestly, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.