A Bewildered Eagle

A Bewildered Eagle searched for a stretchman that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my mum, but not to the Eagle, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. A stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Eagle carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally cuddle. It was a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to opt for.

A Bewildered Eagle found a pint of cider that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

A Bewildered Eagle often carried a sword that they would occasionally experiment on. This seems a fairly curious operation, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a sword was the item that was selected.

A Bewildered Eagle owned a sack of potatoes that they would often smash. It should be an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who thought that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the chosen thing.

A Bewildered Eagle wanted a block of cheese that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly original action, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who felt it would be wonderous. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.