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A Scary Eagle desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly odd thought, to some, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

A Scary Eagle searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally eat. It is a different thought, to me, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the thing that was opted for.

A Scary Eagle desperately searched for a bag of poop that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.

A Scary Eagle wanted a can of Dr Pepper to demolish. One might consider this to be an unusual suggestion, to most, but not to the Eagle, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

A Scary Eagle desperately needed a stapler that they liked to put down their trousers. This is certainly a different suggestion, to most, but not to the Eagle, who thinks it would be stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

A Scary Eagle desperately desired a stretchman that they sometimes break. It would have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to many, but not to the Eagle, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.