Her Grumpy Eagle

Her Grumpy Eagle desperately looked for a pen that they liked to share. It might have been a curious suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pen of all things.

Her Grumpy Eagle desperately desired a spade that they would often drop. This might appear to be a fairly odd idea, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a spade is the item that was chosen.

Her Grumpy Eagle desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a new thought, to most, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to choose.

Her Grumpy Eagle desired a helmet that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to some, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. A helmet being the chosen item.

Her Grumpy Eagle desperately searched for a helmet to sleep with. This could be considered an odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Eagle, who feels it would be entertaining. A helmet being the chosen thing.

Her Grumpy Eagle needed a lava lamp that they would sometimes drop. This could be considered a weird and wonderful activity, to my children, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a lava lamp was the item that was selected.