The Exciting Eagle

The Exciting Eagle carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken of all things.

The Exciting Eagle always carried a can of Tango to drop. It should be an unusual thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea is epic. Strangely, a can of Tango would be the item chosen.

The Exciting Eagle always kept a chocolate bar that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a chocolate bar being the thing opted for.

The Exciting Eagle looked for a cup that they sometimes embrace. It is a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Eagle, who felt that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a cup was the chosen thing.

The Exciting Eagle desperately searched for a big sponge that they sometimes throw. This might appear to be an odd action, to my neighbour, but not to the Eagle, who thought that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a big sponge is the thing that was chosen.

The Exciting Eagle found a pint of cider that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would have been a funny suggestion, to me, but not to the Eagle, who considered it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.