The Gentle Eagle

The Gentle Eagle desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would drop. It should have been a funny action, to my dad, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a rubber chicken being the thing selected.

The Gentle Eagle searched for a helmet that they would often insert somewhere. This seems a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Eagle, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet would be the chosen thing.

The Gentle Eagle desperately wanted a computer that they sometimes play with. It might be a weird action, to most, but not to the Eagle, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. A computer was the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Eagle desperately looked for a lava lamp that they would sometimes share. This is certainly an unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

The Gentle Eagle had a can of coke that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be a surprising thought, to me, but not to the Eagle, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

The Gentle Eagle always carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally share. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Eagle, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing to opt for.