I almost died between two giant titties. Another crazy dream.
A couple nights ago, I had this crazy dream that a pair of super size titties were in my face and I was fighting for air. It wasn't a sexual dream, but a super scary nightmare.
It was like this woman was trying to kill me with her huge boobs in my face. She was a professional hitwoman with her Congo bongos.
Who sent her to murder me with her giant boobs? I'm assuming it was my ex-wife with her little rocket titties.
I can only imagine how many men or woman have really passed away or have been murdered from being suffocated by some super oversized boobs in their faces.
I'm @runridefly, and I guess murder by boobs is much better than drowning in an enclosed water tank or being fed alive to mutant sea bass.
Titticide!
Well, whether sea bass, water tank or tits.... for all 3 incidents the police report would read some sort of "motorboating" accident.