I almost died between two giant titties. Another crazy dream.steemCreated with Sketch.

in #dream8 years ago

A couple nights ago, I had this crazy dream that a pair of super size titties were in my face and I was fighting for air. It wasn't a sexual dream, but a super scary nightmare.

It was like this woman was trying to kill me with her huge boobs in my face. She was a professional hitwoman with her Congo bongos.

Who sent her to murder me with her giant boobs? I'm assuming it was my ex-wife with her little rocket titties.

I can only imagine how many men or woman have really passed away or have been murdered from being suffocated by some super oversized boobs in their faces.

I'm @runridefly, and I guess murder by boobs is much better than drowning in an enclosed water tank or being fed alive to mutant sea bass.

Sort:  

Well, whether sea bass, water tank or tits.... for all 3 incidents the police report would read some sort of "motorboating" accident.