Red Dog

Red Dog desperately wanted a set of lego that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the thing that was chosen.

Red Dog had a CD player that they liked to smash. It would have been a weird approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

Red Dog desired a spade to insert somewhere. It is an astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a spade being the chosen thing.

Red Dog carried a lava lamp that they would sometimes play with. One might consider this to be a fairly different idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

Red Dog needed a bat that they liked to demolish. It would be a fairly original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, sublime. Remarkably, a bat would be the item chosen.

Red Dog always kept a bottle of wine that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly weird operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was spectacular. Strangely, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.