Her Green Dog

Her Green Dog wanted a sword that they sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a strange action, to you, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sword would be the chosen thing.

Her Green Dog looked for a block of cheese to sleep with. It would have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be out of this world. Honestly, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

Her Green Dog desperately searched for a crown that they would often worship. It should be a fairly different thing to do, to most, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.

Her Green Dog desired a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Green Dog desperately desired a little monkey that they would occasionally embrace. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be wonderous. Honestly, a little monkey would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Green Dog needed a teapot that they sometimes drop. It should have been a strange action, to you, but not to the Dog, who feels that the idea was fun. Strangely, a teapot of all things.