The Cheerful Dog

The Cheerful Dog owned a pencil sharpener that they would drop. One might say this is a weird and wonderful operation, to me, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Cheerful Dog desired a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a funny action, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

The Cheerful Dog wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be an odd idea, to you, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be epic. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Dog desperately needed a teapot that they sometimes hug. This could be considered a fairly odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Dog desired a bag of flour that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was entertaining. A bag of flour is the thing to choose.

The Cheerful Dog always kept a toilet brush that they would put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the item to opt for.