The Foolish Dog

The Foolish Dog always kept a painting of a melon that they sometimes eat. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was spectacular. Honestly, a painting of a melon is the item to select.

The Foolish Dog had a set square that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly original operation, to you, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing to opt for.

The Foolish Dog craved for a lava lamp that they would experiment on. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who expected it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Foolish Dog found a ball that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be an original exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thinks that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball is the thing to opt for.

The Foolish Dog desperately desired a cheese grater to break. One might say this is a fairly astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a cheese grater being the item opted for.

The Foolish Dog always carried a spade that they would often try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a spade being the item opted for.