The Confused Dog

The Confused Dog desperately searched for a custard pie that they would sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly different proposal, to you, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to select.

The Confused Dog searched for a lava lamp that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be an unusual suggestion, to many, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Dog desperately needed a mug to drop. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to my children, but not to the Dog, who felt it was awe-inspring. A mug would be the chosen thing.

The Confused Dog desperately looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally drop. It is a different exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

The Confused Dog always carried a bottle of coke that they would often put down their trousers. One might find this to be an odd undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who thinks it was awe-inspring. A bottle of coke would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Dog had a cheese grater that they would often cuddle. It should be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who feels it would be simply life. Remarkably, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.