My Depressed Dog

My Depressed Dog owned a sword that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a surprising operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sword was the item that was chosen.

My Depressed Dog desperately searched for a can of Tango that they sometimes sleep with. This seems to be a surprising operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

My Depressed Dog had a rubber johnny that they would break. It was considered to be a funny action, to most, but not to the Dog, who expected it was entertaining. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

My Depressed Dog always had with them a chocolate bar that they would often insert somewhere. It was a fairly astonishing approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item chosen.

My Depressed Dog found a can of coke that they would sleep with. It is a new thing to do, to most, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.

My Depressed Dog always had with them a custard pie that they liked to put on his head. It was a different proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Dog, who assumed that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the thing that was chosen.