My Confused Dog

My Confused Dog looked for a painting of a melon that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon being the item selected.

My Confused Dog desperately craved for a pint of cider that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was sublime. A pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

My Confused Dog often carried a helmet that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly unusual exercise, to you and me, but not to the Dog, who assumed it was wonderous. Strangely, a helmet is the item to select.

My Confused Dog desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper to experiment on. It is a weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was chosen.

My Confused Dog desperately desired a can of coke that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly an exciting suggestion, to my children, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a can of coke was the item that was opted for.

My Confused Dog desperately needed a wig that they would often eat. It was a bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to opt for.