The Troubled Dog

The Troubled Dog owned a spade that they liked to break. It was considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

The Troubled Dog searched for a cup that they liked to sleep with. This might appear to be a peculiar thought, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a cup would be the item chosen.

The Troubled Dog desired a melon that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly surprising idea, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Troubled Dog searched for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes smash. One might find this to be an odd suggestion, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be awesome. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Troubled Dog desperately looked for a cucumber to embrace. One might find this to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the chosen item.

The Troubled Dog owned a pint of beer to hug. It might be a strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to opt for.