A Confused Dog

A Confused Dog desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes sleep with. This seems a fairly new action, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who feels it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was chosen.

A Confused Dog always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising operation, to many, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

A Confused Dog desperately looked for a radiator to worship. One might consider this to be a fairly odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator is the item to choose.

A Confused Dog searched for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It was considered to be a peculiar action, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

A Confused Dog desperately wanted a ball that they would often share. It is a fairly funny activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, breathtaking. Remarkably, a ball is the thing to opt for.

A Confused Dog wanted a hat to break. This might appear to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who considered it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a hat having that done to it