The Grumpy Dog

The Grumpy Dog desperately needed a pint of cider that they would often play with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Dog, who felt that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Dog wanted a melon that they would occasionally eat. It might be a surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is amazing. Honestly, a melon is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Dog looked for a set of lego that they would occasionally cuddle. It would be a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a set of lego is the item that was chosen.

The Grumpy Dog had a sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Dog, who had decided it would be simply life. A sponge would be the thing that was chosen.

The Grumpy Dog needed a melon that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly original exercise, to you, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item chosen.

The Grumpy Dog often carried a crown that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a crown is the thing to select.