The Different Dog

The Different Dog desperately searched for a ball that they would often share. This is certainly a fairly peculiar operation, to you, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a ball having that done to it

The Different Dog carried a teapot to share. It might be an odd idea, to my dad, but not to the Dog, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a teapot being the chosen thing.

The Different Dog carried a bottle of beer that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was selected.

The Different Dog desperately searched for a piece of paper that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who felt it was awesome. Strangely, a piece of paper was the chosen thing.

The Different Dog desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was a weird exercise, to most, but not to the Dog, who had decided it was epic. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

The Different Dog wanted a CD player that they liked to sit and look at. It is a fairly curious thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Dog, who felt that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a CD player would be the thing that was chosen.