His Ugly Dog

His Ugly Dog wanted a bat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre operation, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bat is the thing to opt for.

His Ugly Dog always carried a hat that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a funny action, to me, but not to the Dog, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a hat is the item that was chosen.

His Ugly Dog often carried a cheese grater that they sometimes experiment on. It might be an exciting exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who considered that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater would be the item that was selected.

His Ugly Dog often carried a sword that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Dog, who expected that this idea was fun. A sword is the thing to select.

His Ugly Dog looked for a piece of paper that they would sometimes worship. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the thing opted for.

His Ugly Dog desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally throw. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Dog, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player was the thing that was opted for.