The Anxious Dog

The Anxious Dog looked for a ball that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Dog, who had decided that the idea was awesome. A ball is the thing to opt for.

The Anxious Dog owned a sword that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Dog, who considered that this idea is exciting. A sword would be the chosen thing.

The Anxious Dog often carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes hug. This seems a funny action, to most, but not to the Dog, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Anxious Dog always carried a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to play with. One might consider this to be a peculiar activity, to me and my children, but not to the Dog, who felt that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

The Anxious Dog wanted a sponge that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be an exciting idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Dog, who expected it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Dog desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would often sit and look at. It might have been an exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Dog, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the thing to choose.