I used to pride myself for being able to clear out the folks in the way at the movie rental store.
True story, my kid had a toy that made a realistic fart sound, long story short I had confiscated it from him in the car and had it in my pocket. While in the movie store I was in one of those moods, so when people were in the way of my looking at the movies I wanted I would just reach in my pocket and squeeze that sloppy sounding fart thing! It worked several times. Hilarious it was. My wife turned bright shades of red and acted like she didn't even know me.