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Seriously, how am I supposed to browse Steemit with an erection when I get comments like that. I'm just so god damn dry and flaccid now. The moisture and hardness has been drained from me :(

Being flacid never held back Jerry Banfield

Nothing could ever hold back Jerry from sucking his own cock.

Well damn, I upvoted this thinking you were talking to @deadspace not bible guy......