New year diet challenge - poor edition

So many people going for the raw vegan healthy diet regime...
no pasta no pizza no icecream, only powdered cactus and energised walnuts and psychic cashew paste.

Good on you yeah, but I’m taking an altogether more serious challenge...

How many of you can eat antique soup?
Eh?

Yeah, motivated by a lack of cash and a distinct surplus of laziness, I am now embarking on a brand new untested diet, called “eat everything in the cupboard,
Even if it’s from 1996”

Will I lose weight? Gain energy? Suddenly develop explosive diarrhoea and get sent home from work?

It’s Monday tomorrow so any of the above is fine by me.

Tonight’s menu is tomato soup from 2016, followed by cheesy beans from 2015.

Might eat some chocolate money from a early noughties memory box for dessert.

You stick with the nice fresh smoothie...

I’m going for historic tin tasting!

Awwwww yeahhhhhh