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Yep. I only have problems with my tools when they try to vote, comment, or otherwise get uppity.

damn right.
I don't want a circular saw taking it into it's own mind to do what it wants to do.
or a router or a hammer.
Tools..all my tools...should do WHAT I want them to do..and WHEN I want them to do it.
and not nag about it.
I fricking HATE 'fasten your seat belt' beepers and automatic electric door lock in cars.

I particularly hate it when they lie to you.

"Your door is a jar."

Bullshit! It's clearly a door.