๐๐ค Just joined the Crypto Craze like... ๐ธ๐ช๏ธ
๐ Spent 10 minutes Googling "How to buy Bitcoin" ๐ป๐
๐ฐ Bought $10 worth of "CryptoniteCoin" ๐ธ๐ฅ
๐ฌ Told my grandma I'm now a "Crypto Guru" ๐ง๐ด
๐ผ Quit my job to become a "Blockchain Whisperer" ๐ผ๐คฃ
๐ Tried to pay for my coffee with Dogecoin ๐ถโ (barista's face = priceless)
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