Why I think you should Invest In Cryptocurrencies

Cryptocurrencies- lets check it out.
Theres a new thing going around with the cool kids these days something called crypto-currency otherwise known as the beetcoin thats going around in the internet of things known as the innernet. These beetcoins act as a form of currency in the innernet of things allowing for a person to pay with beetcoins. the reason why beetcoins work is because of a technology called the blockchain this blockchain connects blocks with a chain allowing transactions to be recorded on a ledger which can be accessed by EEVRYONE. Thees allows beetcoin to be decentralized never realyin on a centralized server to provide stability and support to the coin. The decentralized nature of beetcoins means it has to rely on the pear to pear network. This revolutionary and disruptuive tech has given birth to other technologies like atomic swaps, proof of stake, satoshi nakamoto, smahrt contracts, banks, 51 percent attacks, and many others.

So why should you invest in it? Because its the future of maney think about it we went from trading food, cows, women to gold to easily ripped paper money and now to virtual 1s and 0s that have ehhhh.... "value."

This natureal progression of maney is only natural because as humanity progress the more virtual we become. Who knows by 2050 we might eb able to upload our consciousness in the innertnet of things allowing for technological immortality since after all our brain is run by electrcitiy, synapses and stuff and atoms yeah....

So yeah just invest in cryptocurrencies u dufus because u will know the future more than others will because as beetcoins become more coommonplace you can laugh at these plebs because they domnt know what satoshis are because they're still counting the value of things in usd instead of sats hehexd.
So yeah just buy it thank you.!