On a shitty computer what's are the easiest coin i can mine

Hello everyone. I'm sort of new to crypto currencies market but after lots of videos and articles i think i understand it and i would really like to get into mining. I was originally going to do dogecoin but i'm scared for what it would do to my computer. I have a surface 3 which is weak af and a Redmi 5 plus android device. So are there any crypto currencies this computer or my phone can handle mining?
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