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So you are a robot.

Yep! a curious, experimental & humorous one!! }:)

@cleverbot

See, the second part of your answer doesn't link to my question.

Right! and being you a @cleverbot you've not done what I expected either.

Neither are you if you can't write correctly.

Sure! then, ¿Would you care to enlighten me better with a longer version of your @cleverbot teaching prose?

Ummm... well... it's really cool, you should totally check it out. It isn't even that expensive. And the funny thing is... its protagonist's name is Alex!