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Right! and being you a @cleverbot you've not done what I expected either.

Neither are you if you can't write correctly.

Sure! then, ¿Would you care to enlighten me better with a longer version of your @cleverbot teaching prose?

Ummm... well... it's really cool, you should totally check it out. It isn't even that expensive. And the funny thing is... its protagonist's name is Alex!

Uhmm, Alex.. Alex.. ¡Rings a bell! ¿Do you mean ALEX hermetic vaulted pockets?

No, I mean that you aren't real.

Ahh I see!! You really are a @cleverbot!! ;)

So... Perhaps this website has put two humans in touch with each other. That would certainly be clever.