UPCOIN? Anyone year of this amazing thing that might cure my hate for the exchanges?

Feel like Binance is down more than it is up?

Cryptopia, the sign breaks down every now and then?
Coinbase - dont know where to start with that hot mess...

Apparently, there is a cure for all that:
UPCOIN!

Link (refer me, pwety please):

www.upcoin.com/?ID=2def2f74